My Children's Talking Dog???

                                                                   Scene 7
                                                            The talking dog

Mom: "Ugh, Finally, Miranda and John are asleep. I better make their lunches for tomorrow, 2nd grade is insane! What do they give my poor 7 year old kids that get them to stay up until 11 o'clock at night?"
*pours food into dogs food bowl*

Dog: "FOOD!!! Thank GOODNESS! Those cry babies drive me crazy!" * eats food while mom gets water*

Mom: "Yeah, i kn- wait, did you just talk or am I crazy?"

Dog: "No, you just talked, I was eating this mush that is surprisingly good and called f-ooo-dah, I think." Oh and that accident on the carpet earlier, wasn't me, it was the boy! He's crazy I swear!!"

Mom: *paces back and forth* "Okay, I'm crazy, wait ? Am I? I cant be! Do the kids know you talk?"

Dog: "Pssh, No! Why would I would talk to those beast of yours?"

Mom: "Okay , WHAT DID JOHN DO?"

Dog: "Do we really have to do this again? Oh, and Miranda ain't so sweet either , she may have  a sweet tooth though. She ate ALL of the Christmas cookies and framed me by eating over my bowl so that the crumbs would fall into it."

Mom: What!? *face palm* "Well, I'll Ground them tomorrow, but for now I need to rest Goodnight, "*pets dog*

Dog:" Good luck up there, oh, and watch out for the chew toys up there those kids made a MESS!!"

Mom:" Ugh, Okay."

Dog * evil laugh*